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Dinga
10 January 04, 06:19
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> > > I met her at the CIVIC.
> > > I'd been HOLDEN up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked
her
> > > ROVER.
> > > I thought she seemed FAMILIA, but that was just a MIRAGE.
> > > She came up to me of her own ACCORD.
> > > I said "AUDI", she told me she thought I was GALANT.
> > > I lied to her and told her I was an EXECUTIVE.
> > > I was just being CALAIS.
> > > She was quite a STARLET, wearing a nice MINI, but not like that of
> HUNTER.
> > > Her name was SYLVIA and she was a real TROOPER.
> > > I'd drunk a few CORONA'S when I tried to IMPREZA.
> > > She told me not to PORSCHE it.
> > > I told her I wanted to LANCER.
> > > Turns out she was an ESCORT, so by her standards I wasn't that FORD.
> > > I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your NISSAN".
> > > So I paid.
> > > I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it.
> > > I had a BIGHORN and, of course, I was an absolute LEGEND.
> > > Later, when there was a PRELUDE, I went to see if there was any food
> left in
> > > the LADA.
> > > It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom because
you
> > > see,.............
>
> > > I left her with my LEGACY - a little BAMBINA......
> > >
>

Pero_Grozni
10 January 04, 14:06
:lol:

Great story :up:

Imagine
10 January 04, 14:33
it's ok-but you can't compeare it to The Little Brown Saab (A bedtime story for cars) ;) :trophy: