5magics
5 April 09, 23:13
Wanted: Ferrari F430, preferably coupe but Spyder also considered.
'Mum' available in exchange for above mentioned car. Mum comes with original documentation and rights of ownership along with birth certificate, national insurance card and full current driving license. Also supplied is a large range of accessories including vacuum cleaner, electric cooker, aprons in a range of striped and floral patterns plus various kitchen/cooking utensils. 'Mum' comes with a huge range of life enhancing functions which includes work/career advice, health and safety training, relationship advice/counselling. The 'Relationship advice' function will provide suggestions for future spouses as well as a completely supportive and furiously, one-sided and biased opinion which works in the owners favour. Avoid early morning blues by employing the 'mum' sick-day feature simply by wimpering like a puppy with a migraine - 'Mum' will not only offer support for your pathetic, feigned illness and childish need for sympathy - 'Mum' also supplies mugs of cocoa, Lemsips and sandwiches with the crusts removed. Furthermore, if your hour-of-need falls on a work day, she'll even phone in and bollock your boss for being such a selfish, slave-trading, capitalist-pig who should know better than to overwork such a loving, delicate and brave little soldier.
All these 'mum' features and accessories combine to make a welcome and healthy addition to your self-absorbed, bone-idle and pathologically attention seeking lifestyle.
Please note: On reciept of 'Ferrari' I will need to retain ownership of 'mum' for 10 minutes or so, in order to borrow 20 quid for petrol. Happy bidding.
'Mum' available in exchange for above mentioned car. Mum comes with original documentation and rights of ownership along with birth certificate, national insurance card and full current driving license. Also supplied is a large range of accessories including vacuum cleaner, electric cooker, aprons in a range of striped and floral patterns plus various kitchen/cooking utensils. 'Mum' comes with a huge range of life enhancing functions which includes work/career advice, health and safety training, relationship advice/counselling. The 'Relationship advice' function will provide suggestions for future spouses as well as a completely supportive and furiously, one-sided and biased opinion which works in the owners favour. Avoid early morning blues by employing the 'mum' sick-day feature simply by wimpering like a puppy with a migraine - 'Mum' will not only offer support for your pathetic, feigned illness and childish need for sympathy - 'Mum' also supplies mugs of cocoa, Lemsips and sandwiches with the crusts removed. Furthermore, if your hour-of-need falls on a work day, she'll even phone in and bollock your boss for being such a selfish, slave-trading, capitalist-pig who should know better than to overwork such a loving, delicate and brave little soldier.
All these 'mum' features and accessories combine to make a welcome and healthy addition to your self-absorbed, bone-idle and pathologically attention seeking lifestyle.
Please note: On reciept of 'Ferrari' I will need to retain ownership of 'mum' for 10 minutes or so, in order to borrow 20 quid for petrol. Happy bidding.