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Hakker
16 August 05, 22:43
I still can't believe this really happened....:

my ex is on vacation. She asked me to take care of the cat, the mail and such. No problem. She lives just out of town, 20 minutes by bicycle and it's a nice ride.

Since there was a rumour around town that the policemen were currently very active bookers, ticketing all misbehaviour they could find on this dangerous streets today. They had to get their yearly 'quotum' or such. This is ofcourse denied by all responsible persons, but it is a reoccuring fact that these policemen once a year get very active for a week or two. People get fired there. If you deliver, you can stay.
I thought I could take no chances. So I fixed my light, took my ID and went.

No policeman was to be seen. I had a wonderful ride.

After I took care of every living animal in my exes house, I cycled back to town. 5 Minutes before i'm home, suddenly....a COP :OMG: !

So the story sprang to mind. As I had the sudden desire to solve this enigma, I decided to ask him. I stopped like an old woman, focused on doing verything right.

So I asked him: Sir, do policemen need to make a certain amount of bookings during a certain timespan? And what happenes if you don't make that number?

He looked at me for about 3 seconds

:eek:

and then booked me for insult! :twisted:

I laughed so hard I'm lucky I got away with single € 120 ticket......

Rallyfan
17 August 05, 06:41
and then booked me for insult! :twisted:

I laughed so hard I'm lucky I got away with single € 120 ticket......

:twisted: :twisted:
And € 120 ticket for an ''insult'' :arrow: :OMG: :smash:

MAD-MINI
17 August 05, 07:44
You can get caught for speeding on a bike in england :OMG:

Roger
17 August 05, 09:49
Great story Hakker - money well spent! :up:

RTS013
17 August 05, 10:27
:elephant: Well, if you don't ask, you won't know anything! :D

Imagine
17 August 05, 13:05
:elephant: Well, if you don't ask, you won't know anything! :D

on the other hand....

curiosity killed the cat ;)

JamesGT
17 August 05, 14:26
I got several warnings about going over the speed limit on my bicycle back in my bicycling days. It's hard to ticket someone and make reports when they don't have a driver's license, bicycle licenses weren't required and I didn't have a speedometer.

"Don't go faster than the traffic around you." I was told. Bah.

MAD-MINI
17 August 05, 17:18
"Don't go faster than the traffic around you." I was told. Bah.

Thats what they tell me to do but well :P

Jim
18 August 05, 00:25
:lol:

I can't believe he booked you for that!? You were only asking an obvious question! :eek:

On the issue of speeding on bikes, my friend gets flashed by speed cameras in town! :twisted:

Tomi
24 August 05, 16:04
I once was stopped by the policemen because I was going over the speed limit. They just stop me to take a picture of me with them and the radar screen :)