Put the quote with the picture.

redi · 4 October 07, 13:51

Maybe a nice idea: post a (funny) picture and let the rest of us think of a funny quote to go with the picture (and post it in the thread, of course

).

Here's the first picture, looking forward to your quotes...

Dzul · 4 October 07, 13:59

I like this... let's start clean

- "I'm telling you man... there's a freakin mouse in my c0ckpit!"

redi · 4 October 07, 14:07

- "Hello? Sir? Could you tell me which way to the pits?"

rasfigjohn · 4 October 07, 14:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dzul

I like this... let's start clean

- "I'm telling you man... there's a freakin mouse in my c0ckpit!"

:roflmao::roflmao:

~~GEISHA~~ · 4 October 07, 14:16

The man in the red jail suit slowly climbs over the fencing to the vehicle already parked by the way side to make his escape.
He has disguised himself by wearing a helmet.

Footage from the Guantanamo bay security cam.

rasfigjohn · 4 October 07, 14:17

"You over there! Yeah you! What did you just say? Did you say "ABS-Bremser"??"

Khan1670 · 4 October 07, 14:33

Yeah, Yeah! I know you told me, go before the race!

~~lowndes888~~ · 4 October 07, 14:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khan1670

Yeah, Yeah! I know you told me, go before the race!

Spad · 4 October 07, 14:38

"This fart I have brewing should screw his aerodynamics up!!"

gc24 · 4 October 07, 15:19

I'll take a large coke and some fries please.

Jack Stand · 4 October 07, 15:34

...brb

~~lowndes888~~ · 4 October 07, 16:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Stand

...brb

Dzul · 4 October 07, 17:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Stand

...brb

LMAO! :roflmao: That's how it would look in real life!

Winner!

rasfigjohn · 4 October 07, 23:27

"Olé!"

hoboholic · 5 October 07, 01:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasfigjohn

"Olé!"

'You turn left at the lights, then right at the round-a-bout, then right again at the course entry'

Apollyon · 5 October 07, 01:18

Toro, Toro

~~morning_wood~~ · 5 October 07, 01:24

I Have To Go Pee! Now!!!

MAD-MINI · 5 October 07, 02:19

Well if schumi can park at monaco.....

redi · 5 October 07, 06:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasfigjohn

"Olé!"

- "I can beat your Toro Rosso even if I drive the whole race in reverse!"

doo · 5 October 07, 06:45

First image:

"Monkey want banana!"

Second:

"sup"
"nuffin much, just spinning lol"
"lol n00b"
"yea pwnd"
"gtg"
"ok cya."

Altarir · 5 October 07, 10:45

2nd pic:

-this way!
-no that way
-i say this way!
-the phrase "sense of direction" mean anything to you!?

Dzul · 5 October 07, 10:50

- Thanks for stopping to help... you got jump cables, right?

rasfigjohn · 5 October 07, 11:09

"Hi Sebastian.. could you please have a very stupid accident with Mark and make sure everybody finally blames that rookie that I hate more than everything? I'd appreciate, thanks"

hoboholic · 9 October 07, 10:55

Seems that herby isnt the only car that can fall in love

Pizzaman · 13 October 07, 19:52

'What was I thinking, I'm not gonna last another lap without refuelling'

Hansaplast · 13 October 07, 20:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasfigjohn

"Olé!"

Can you tell where are the buttons to adjust the mirror ?

~~Fool_1njection~~ · 13 October 07, 20:14

"When Torro could not afford TC anymore"

subie_rev · 15 October 07, 04:36

"Hey girl, you wanna take off ur traction control and slip n slide with me?"

Paul_in_DC · 15 October 07, 22:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasfigjohn

"Olé!"

- Waddaya mean this track is clockwise???

- Damned Monday morning traffic...

Khan1670 · 25 October 07, 14:11

Not a racing pic but....

Freddyfartbox · 25 October 07, 14:34

Jesus thought, "Hey, I can walk on water, wonder if I can drive on water?"

Dzul · 25 October 07, 14:36

- Just finished washing the car dad!

Apollyon · 26 October 07, 04:53

One used car, Slight water damage. $15.000 ONO.

Khan1670 · 26 October 07, 05:03

What do you mean it's not watertight? :saywhat: Uh.....honey!!:OMG:

hoboholic · 26 October 07, 06:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dzul

- Just finished washing the car dad!

ahahaha

~~gazman~~ · 26 October 07, 06:51

I've got the aero package on race cam....... oops this is for the pic above
I was on my way to wash the car .

redi · 26 October 07, 07:09

"Let's see if they steal our car THIS time!"

Freddyfartbox · 26 October 07, 11:49

Next one.

rasfigjohn · 26 October 07, 11:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freddyfartbox

Next one.

I'm speechless

kingkai · 26 October 07, 12:12

#3 Oo Noos, this is not a good time for a fart (my body will shrink)

redi · 26 October 07, 12:24

Here's the first contestant in the "Pulling-A-Stupid-Face-While-Keeping-Both-Arms-Rigid-And-Trying-To-Convince-The-Jury-You're-A-Girl-Instead-Of-A-Guy Competition!"

grem304 · 26 October 07, 13:21

Mixing acid and steroids can be fun:headspin:

Paul_in_DC · 26 October 07, 21:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freddyfartbox

Next one.

Uh oh... my diarrhea's back...

Freddyfartbox · 27 October 07, 05:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by redi

Here's the first contestant in the "Pulling-A-Stupid-Face-While-Keeping-Both-Arms-Rigid-And-Trying-To-Convince-The-Jury-You're-A-Girl-Instead-Of-A-Guy Competition!"

That's quite inventive Redi, this thread is pretty cool.

Freddyfartbox · 27 October 07, 08:20

"My Gopher is in the shop."

redi · 27 October 07, 11:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freddyfartbox

"My Gopher is in the shop."

That's a Dutch photograph, by the way.

"Er, this is the latest Smart prototype that I'm allowed to test drive, officer

"

gtrNL · 27 October 07, 11:47

> This is 1876, I'm in a high speed pursuit.
< officer, what type of car are you following?
> Well, euuhh.. a, eeeuuh..., promise that you believe I didn't take any XTC???

kingkai · 27 October 07, 11:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freddyfartbox

"My Gopher is in the shop."

No I wasn't the guy, who pulled a hitler mustage in front of you.
(famous Dutch Delta Lloyd comercial)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_b3A9acHag
after years its still hilarious :p

Khan1670 · 27 October 07, 17:51

So what kind of mileage does it get anyway??

redi · 27 October 07, 18:37

"You just won't believe how hard they bumped me just then!"

4 October 07, 13:59	#2
Dzul Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Netherlands Age: 38	I like this... let's start clean - "I'm telling you man... there's a freakin mouse in my c0ckpit!"

4 October 07, 14:07	#3
redi Superator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: On a thin crust covering a huge ball of hot molten stone whizzing through space Age: 40	- "Hello? Sir? Could you tell me which way to the pits?"

4 October 07, 14:16	#5
~~GEISHA~~ Banned by Own Request Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 61	The man in the red jail suit slowly climbs over the fencing to the vehicle already parked by the way side to make his escape. He has disguised himself by wearing a helmet. Footage from the Guantanamo bay security cam.

4 October 07, 14:17	#6
rasfigjohn Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006	"You over there! Yeah you! What did you just say? Did you say "ABS-Bremser"??"

4 October 07, 14:33	#7
Khan1670 Uploader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada	Yeah, Yeah! I know you told me, go before the race!

4 October 07, 14:38	#9
Spad Long Haired Bum Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Buxton, UK Age: 42	"This fart I have brewing should screw his aerodynamics up!!"

4 October 07, 15:19	#10
gc24 Join Date: Nov 2006	I'll take a large coke and some fries please.

4 October 07, 15:34	#11
Jack Stand Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: not far from Road Atlanta Age: 64	...brb

5 October 07, 01:18	#16
Apollyon The Destroyer Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Warburton, Victoria Age: 33	Toro, Toro

5 October 07, 01:24	#17
~~morning_wood~~ Banned for duplicate accounts Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Northwet, WA Age: 47	I Have To Go Pee! Now!!!

5 October 07, 02:19	#18
MAD-MINI Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Aylsham, Sask, Canada eh Age: 24	Well if schumi can park at monaco.....

5 October 07, 06:45	#20
doo Retired Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampere, Finland Age: 29	First image: "Monkey want banana!" Second: "sup" "nuffin much, just spinning lol" "lol n00b" "yea pwnd" "gtg" "ok cya."

5 October 07, 10:45	#21
Altarir Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Poland Age: 26	2nd pic: -this way! -no that way -i say this way! -the phrase "sense of direction" mean anything to you!?

5 October 07, 10:50	#22
Dzul Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Netherlands Age: 38	- Thanks for stopping to help... you got jump cables, right?

5 October 07, 11:09	#23
rasfigjohn Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006	"Hi Sebastian.. could you please have a very stupid accident with Mark and make sure everybody finally blames that rookie that I hate more than everything? I'd appreciate, thanks"

9 October 07, 10:55	#24
hoboholic Hobo strikes again! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Western Sydney, Australia	Seems that herby isnt the only car that can fall in love

13 October 07, 19:52	#25
Pizzaman Minifreak & Muscleman Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Groningen Centre of the Universe	'What was I thinking, I'm not gonna last another lap without refuelling'

13 October 07, 20:14	#27
~~Fool_1njection~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2006	"When Torro could not afford TC anymore"

15 October 07, 04:36	#28
subie_rev Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Waterloo, Canada.	"Hey girl, you wanna take off ur traction control and slip n slide with me?"

25 October 07, 14:34	#31
Freddyfartbox Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bunbury. Western Australia. Age: 34	Jesus thought, "Hey, I can walk on water, wonder if I can drive on water?"

25 October 07, 14:36	#32
Dzul Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Netherlands Age: 38	- Just finished washing the car dad!

26 October 07, 04:53	#33
Apollyon The Destroyer Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Warburton, Victoria Age: 33	One used car, Slight water damage. $15.000 ONO.

26 October 07, 05:03	#34
Khan1670 Uploader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada	What do you mean it's not watertight? :saywhat: Uh.....honey!!:OMG:

26 October 07, 06:51	#36
~~gazman~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: canberra Australia	I've got the aero package on race cam....... oops this is for the pic above I was on my way to wash the car .

26 October 07, 07:09	#37
redi Superator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: On a thin crust covering a huge ball of hot molten stone whizzing through space Age: 40	"Let's see if they steal our car THIS time!"

26 October 07, 12:12	#40
kingkai Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Amsterdam Age: 27	#3 Oo Noos, this is not a good time for a fart (my body will shrink)

26 October 07, 12:24	#41
redi Superator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: On a thin crust covering a huge ball of hot molten stone whizzing through space Age: 40	Here's the first contestant in the "Pulling-A-Stupid-Face-While-Keeping-Both-Arms-Rigid-And-Trying-To-Convince-The-Jury-You're-A-Girl-Instead-Of-A-Guy Competition!"

26 October 07, 13:21	#42
grem304 Uploader Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia, USA	Mixing acid and steroids can be fun:headspin:

27 October 07, 11:47	#47
gtrNL Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Groningen, the Netherlands Age: 22	> This is 1876, I'm in a high speed pursuit. < officer, what type of car are you following? > Well, euuhh.. a, eeeuuh..., promise that you believe I didn't take any XTC???

27 October 07, 17:51	#49
Khan1670 Uploader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada	So what kind of mileage does it get anyway??