Put the quote with the picture. - Page 2

MAD-MINI · 27 October 07, 18:37

Would you belive me if I said it was a spy car?..... Thought not

grem304 · 28 October 07, 11:48

"Maybe the bumper is good for 15 mph and it is commendable that it is eco-friendly but you don't have an airbag and you can't use the car in front of you for brakes ! "

Pizzaman · 28 October 07, 21:05

Whaaaaaat? 200 mph? You gotta be kidding officer....
It was just that I got stuck on that othr guys towbar!

Freddyfartbox · 29 October 07, 04:40

Lol, good one Pizzaman.

doo · 29 October 07, 05:32

"Look man... When I asked you to go wild with the new law enforcers' patrol car design, I didn't mean you had to go ape on the damn project... I mean jesus! Would you look at it!"

"Oh, come on guys... It's not that bad... I mean --"

"Really? Well, you know, conveniently enough, they already dismantled our former patrol car yesterday! So me and Officer Van Dyck here are stuck with this piece of crap until next week! I swear to God, I'm this close to beating the living s**t outta you right now!"

"...you get excellent reception with this antenna, you know..."

redi · 29 October 07, 07:48

"Look man, we can live with the 'car' you're driving, but for heaven's sake get some decent pants, OK?"

Pizzaman · 29 October 07, 21:47

'Before the cut-backs, the Dutch police used to drive the Porsche Targa... however, the new government has decided that... ! '

(maybe that's just wishful thinking)

redi · 30 October 07, 07:17

New pic...

redi · 30 October 07, 07:38

"I told you that wireless phone would be better in a car!!!"

Paul_in_DC · 30 October 07, 10:36

Damn. It worked for Optimus Prime...

kingkai · 30 October 07, 16:15

Dennis, I told you to stop with the catapult stuff!!!

Pizzaman · 30 October 07, 21:06

New Volvo - now with LUCAS electrics!

(yes, I drive a Mini, why do you ask)

Pizzaman · 30 October 07, 21:07

Actually, maybe this is Car-KEBAB...?

Khan1670 · 31 October 07, 17:13

"Hi honey, I'm going to be a little late"
..
"Why?"
.
"Well the front of my car is stuck on the top of a hydro pole"
.
"Hello? Sweetheart..... you there?"

Pizzaman · 31 October 07, 19:32

I can think of several more:

'no dufus, this is NOT a drive-by-wire car...'

'Honey, is the Volvo almost dry!'

To the wife:
'I gave your mother my old Tom-Tom...'
'The one that gave all those misleading info?'
'Exactly...'

'Microsoft Flight Simulator 2007 can stilll not be equalled to good old-fashioned driving-lessons'

'Look mom! Just like in GTL!'

doo · 1 November 07, 14:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by redi

New pic...

"I've heard of Chevy Impaler, but an impaled Volvo, that's gotta be a first..."

Jack Stand · 1 November 07, 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by redi

New pic...

..and NOW we can move on to adjusting the emergency brake!

Khan1670 · 2 November 07, 19:37

The humans will never suspect me in my new disguise!!

Paul_in_DC · 2 November 07, 22:38

Now I have enough downforce to dig to China!

kingkai · 2 November 07, 22:42

"I believe I can fly"

MAD-MINI · 2 November 07, 22:44

And they said Botox was only for humans

redi · 3 November 07, 19:07

Er, looks like I put a 120V battery in instead of a 12V battery...

~~morning_wood~~ · 3 November 07, 19:38

ugly duckling yer arse!

~~Fool_1njection~~ · 3 November 07, 19:48

When Berney goes on holiday!!!

Pizzaman · 3 November 07, 23:50

I am lost for words... In reply, I'll just post this one....
BTW I think that is just some sort of shagginwagon.

BuRnY · 3 November 07, 23:55

duck me, duck me harder !!!!

Khan1670 · 4 November 07, 00:16

What the??? Who leaves their umbrellas out like that? Anyone could take one!! :p

Paul_in_DC · 4 November 07, 03:07

Duck you!

~~Gaiajohan~~ · 4 November 07, 03:58

'Rein, raus. TIEFER, TIEFER'

(From a German song from Rammstein)
in, out, deeper, deeper!

http://herzeleid.com/en/lyrics/mutter#rein_raus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r99HSzZ54PI

kingkai · 4 November 07, 08:33

As the airsiren goes off when an earthquake occurres, dad screams: "Duck in, Duck in guys"

Guy speeding along the road:
Fukydukkie, I'm going to hit the f*ng dog.

redi · 4 November 07, 10:20

I don't like my duck medium rare or well-done. I like him alive!

BuRnY · 4 November 07, 22:31

Just look at the face of Tom Cruise.

kingkai · 5 November 07, 06:56

ouchiouch, we just joined the Disneyclub.

doo · 5 November 07, 07:32

What the hell is wrong with Tom's kid? The face is all white. Although, that Cruise's haircut makes me sick too.

papercutsuicide · 5 November 07, 22:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by doo

What the hell is wrong with Tom's kid? The face is all white. Although, that Cruise's haircut makes me sick too.

its tom cruises baby its probably emo... i know i would have been.

e descent qoute would be "I FOUND XENU"

Pizzaman · 7 November 07, 22:37

How about 'what's up doc', have you seen the teeth...
Tha's an overbite that could scape flies of the wall...

Paul_in_DC · 25 November 07, 17:38

redi · 25 November 07, 21:51

"Who put 220V on this fence???"

"Too much XTC, who me?"

"I've been waiting for my glass of water for 45 minutes, I want it NOW!!!"

Pizzaman · 25 November 07, 23:12

'E-A-T-M-E-N-O-W'.... or something? man I'd better quit... or I'll be banned... OK 2 more:

'I know I didn't shave but neither did you so get the f... down here~!'

'what do you mena smells fishy you B*sta*rd'

Clear case of women's lib... actually I think this one reminds me of my ex-girlfriend...

doo · 27 November 07, 09:09

3 seconds earlier: "Quick, pull my finger!" :roflmao:

rasfigjohn · 9 January 08, 13:37

BuRnY · 9 January 08, 13:57

Did he just crapped in his car ????

~~Fool_1njection~~ · 9 January 08, 14:18

Mmmm, that looks like the one we have??? Wonder how that happened???:uhm:.....

~~Fool_1njection~~ · 9 January 08, 14:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul_in_DC

I want my LAXETIVE and I want it NOW!!!

Arrggg.... I want 2 play Doom 3 NOW!!!

:roflmao:

Paul_in_DC · 9 January 08, 16:29

Wow, nice stereo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasfigjohn

~~lowndes888~~ · 9 January 08, 16:50

"Hey, I've got the same steering wheel like you Michael. Only the Mercedes star is different!"

:p:p

~~Fool_1njection~~ · 9 January 08, 17:02

Mmmm, there seems to be some red paint falling off the Mclaren logo on that Ferrari wheel??? WTF

MAD-MINI · 9 January 08, 17:19

Hey why do they get to have seats!?

Jack Stand · 9 January 08, 18:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasfigjohn

..

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, so that's what flat out through Eau Rouge "looks" like.

(((Jean Alesi:"Going through Eau Rouge is like having an orgasm."
Interviewer:"Mika, Jean described us that going through Eau Rouge flat out is like having an orgasm."
Mika Hakkinen:"Nah...Jean is probably just sh**ting his pants and mixing up those feelings.")))
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redi · 11 January 08, 20:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasfigjohn

Michael, you can come out from under your seat now...

27 October 07, 18:37	#51
MAD-MINI Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Aylsham, Sask, Canada eh Age: 24	Would you belive me if I said it was a spy car?..... Thought not

28 October 07, 11:48	#52
grem304 Uploader Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia, USA	"Maybe the bumper is good for 15 mph and it is commendable that it is eco-friendly but you don't have an airbag and you can't use the car in front of you for brakes ! "

28 October 07, 21:05	#53
Pizzaman Minifreak & Muscleman Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Groningen Centre of the Universe	Whaaaaaat? 200 mph? You gotta be kidding officer.... It was just that I got stuck on that othr guys towbar!

29 October 07, 04:40	#54
Freddyfartbox Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bunbury. Western Australia. Age: 34	Lol, good one Pizzaman.

29 October 07, 05:32	#55
doo Retired Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampere, Finland Age: 29	"Look man... When I asked you to go wild with the new law enforcers' patrol car design, I didn't mean you had to go ape on the damn project... I mean jesus! Would you look at it!" "Oh, come on guys... It's not that bad... I mean --" "Really? Well, you know, conveniently enough, they already dismantled our former patrol car yesterday! So me and Officer Van Dyck here are stuck with this piece of crap until next week! I swear to God, I'm this close to beating the living s**t outta you right now!" "...you get excellent reception with this antenna, you know..."

29 October 07, 07:48	#56
redi Superator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: On a thin crust covering a huge ball of hot molten stone whizzing through space Age: 40	"Look man, we can live with the 'car' you're driving, but for heaven's sake get some decent pants, OK?"

29 October 07, 21:47	#57
Pizzaman Minifreak & Muscleman Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Groningen Centre of the Universe	'Before the cut-backs, the Dutch police used to drive the Porsche Targa... however, the new government has decided that... ! ' (maybe that's just wishful thinking)

30 October 07, 07:38	#59
redi Superator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: On a thin crust covering a huge ball of hot molten stone whizzing through space Age: 40	"I told you that wireless phone would be better in a car!!!"

30 October 07, 10:36	#60
Paul_in_DC Uploader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Northern Virginia near DC Age: 56	Damn. It worked for Optimus Prime...

30 October 07, 16:15	#61
kingkai Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Amsterdam Age: 27	Dennis, I told you to stop with the catapult stuff!!!

30 October 07, 21:06	#62
Pizzaman Minifreak & Muscleman Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Groningen Centre of the Universe	New Volvo - now with LUCAS electrics! (yes, I drive a Mini, why do you ask)

30 October 07, 21:07	#63
Pizzaman Minifreak & Muscleman Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Groningen Centre of the Universe	Actually, maybe this is Car-KEBAB...?

31 October 07, 17:13	#64
Khan1670 Uploader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada	"Hi honey, I'm going to be a little late" .. "Why?" . "Well the front of my car is stuck on the top of a hydro pole" . "Hello? Sweetheart..... you there?"

31 October 07, 19:32	#65
Pizzaman Minifreak & Muscleman Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Groningen Centre of the Universe	I can think of several more: 'no dufus, this is NOT a drive-by-wire car...' 'Honey, is the Volvo almost dry!' To the wife: 'I gave your mother my old Tom-Tom...' 'The one that gave all those misleading info?' 'Exactly...' 'Microsoft Flight Simulator 2007 can stilll not be equalled to good old-fashioned driving-lessons' 'Look mom! Just like in GTL!'

2 November 07, 22:38	#69
Paul_in_DC Uploader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Northern Virginia near DC Age: 56	Now I have enough downforce to dig to China!

2 November 07, 22:42	#70
kingkai Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Amsterdam Age: 27	"I believe I can fly"

2 November 07, 22:44	#71
MAD-MINI Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Aylsham, Sask, Canada eh Age: 24	And they said Botox was only for humans

3 November 07, 19:07	#72
redi Superator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: On a thin crust covering a huge ball of hot molten stone whizzing through space Age: 40	Er, looks like I put a 120V battery in instead of a 12V battery...

3 November 07, 19:38	#73
~~morning_wood~~ Banned for duplicate accounts Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Northwet, WA Age: 47	ugly duckling yer arse!

3 November 07, 19:48	#74
~~Fool_1njection~~ Banned Join Date: Dec 2006	When Berney goes on holiday!!!

3 November 07, 23:55	#76
BuRnY Join Date: Nov 2006	duck me, duck me harder !!!!

4 November 07, 00:16	#77
Khan1670 Uploader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada	What the??? Who leaves their umbrellas out like that? Anyone could take one!! :p

4 November 07, 03:07	#78
Paul_in_DC Uploader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Northern Virginia near DC Age: 56	Duck you!

4 November 07, 03:58	#79
~~Gaiajohan~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Groningen, Netherlands Age: 25	'Rein, raus. TIEFER, TIEFER' (From a German song from Rammstein) in, out, deeper, deeper! http://herzeleid.com/en/lyrics/mutter#rein_raus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r99HSzZ54PI

4 November 07, 08:33	#80
kingkai Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Amsterdam Age: 27	As the airsiren goes off when an earthquake occurres, dad screams: "Duck in, Duck in guys" Guy speeding along the road: Fukydukkie, I'm going to hit the f*ng dog.

4 November 07, 10:20	#81
redi Superator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: On a thin crust covering a huge ball of hot molten stone whizzing through space Age: 40	I don't like my duck medium rare or well-done. I like him alive!

5 November 07, 06:56	#83
kingkai Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Amsterdam Age: 27	ouchiouch, we just joined the Disneyclub.

5 November 07, 07:32	#84
doo Retired Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampere, Finland Age: 29	What the hell is wrong with Tom's kid? The face is all white. Although, that Cruise's haircut makes me sick too.

7 November 07, 22:37	#86
Pizzaman Minifreak & Muscleman Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Groningen Centre of the Universe	How about 'what's up doc', have you seen the teeth... Tha's an overbite that could scape flies of the wall...

25 November 07, 17:38	#87
Paul_in_DC Uploader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Northern Virginia near DC Age: 56