This is hilarious

psyfungi · 29 May 08, 13:00

Read this post (and responses) on this Audi owners forum!

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/m.../tm.htm#693578

Buckie · 29 May 08, 13:08

Havnt read it all yet, but................

Altarir · 29 May 08, 13:10

Great one! Still, the 1.8T is a really good engine, if it's still running after something like this

PS I do hope it's just some joke: If people become that stupid I'm loosing confidence, that a human being is the most intelligent lifeform on this planet. My dog wouldn't put sand in an engine!

redi · 29 May 08, 13:11

I think it's a joke, I cannot imagine someone doing something THAT stupid and the car actually surviving that long. I know Germans make good cars, but this is ridiculous

Roger · 29 May 08, 13:18

Class Psy' - pure class........................

psyfungi · 29 May 08, 13:21

Oh, there are some real idiots out there. I think it might be real.

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... then slinks away in embarassment

DucFreak · 29 May 08, 13:30

AHAHAHAH!

...fantastic, this is precious! hihihihi...

Zoomie · 29 May 08, 13:39

This is soooo old. lol

You want another good laugh, look up Direct Exhaust Injection.

subie_rev · 29 May 08, 13:46

Bahahaha

doo · 29 May 08, 14:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by redi

I think it's a joke, I cannot imagine someone doing something THAT stupid and the car actually surviving that long. I know Germans make good cars, but this is ridiculous

Of course it's a joke!

And damn funny too.

subie_rev · 29 May 08, 15:05

Well it could have been some stupid kid who borrowed his moms car and decided to 'mod' it haha. In that case i can easily see it happening

gtrNL · 29 May 08, 15:06

That's the funiest thing I've seen this week.

Pizzaman · 29 May 08, 18:09

I must think of something like that for GTL...

psyfungi · 29 May 08, 18:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoomie

This is soooo old. lol

You want another good laugh, look up Direct Exhaust Injection.

Yeah, I'm a little late on it, but hadn't seen it before.

As for Direct Exhaust Injection... someone's patented something similar!

Viper · 29 May 08, 19:18

Man that was... quite an experience. I've not felt this intelligent since... er.. the last arguement I had with someone...

But that's a coincidence. Very fun read up to the point where I was no longer funnyshock (which is a new medical condition from now on) and realised that it was a joke.

Hansaplast · 29 May 08, 19:22

What an idiot...

Everyone nows sand is too coarse.
Ad cement and water to the mixture and the engine will stop making noise.

btw saw flour is excellent for denoising a loud gearbox, rear axle or a leaky cooler.

psyfungi · 29 May 08, 19:24

Oh dear, sorry folks, I've been taken.

(And I normally pride myself on having very good Internet-BS-antenna and constantly directing my friends and parents to snopes.com for sending me BS emails!)

Can't find an exact source, but looks like it's been around.

Still, it's funny. And there's nothing wrong with laughing at fiction.

stagman · 29 May 08, 21:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hansaplast

btw saw flour is excellent for denoising a loud gearbox, rear axle or a leaky cooler.

Really? I have this noisy diff.....

Zoomie · 29 May 08, 22:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyfungi

Yeah, I'm a little late on it, but hadn't seen it before.

As for Direct Exhaust Injection... someone's patented something similar!

Devil is in the details

Direct Exhaust Injection as described on the autoblog was on a GM forum first (you have to create an account to view it

). The guy eventually moved on to i-DEI (intercooled-Direct Exhaust Injection) to overcome the heating problem.

Topkartracer · 29 May 08, 23:26

The first response is priceless!

Hansaplast · 30 May 08, 03:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by stagman

Really? I have this noisy diff.....

Only if you want to sell the car within 2-3 days.

doo · 30 May 08, 05:07

Yeah, masking tape, putty paste and a can of spray is also a good way to fix rust holes.

29 May 08, 13:00	#1
psyfungi Donated Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: London	Hilarious - porting your engine the easy way Read this post (and responses) on this Audi owners forum! http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/m.../tm.htm#693578 Last edited by psyfungi; 29 May 08 at 13:16.

29 May 08, 19:22	#16
Hansaplast Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 43	What an idiot... Everyone nows sand is too coarse. Ad cement and water to the mixture and the engine will stop making noise. btw saw flour is excellent for denoising a loud gearbox, rear axle or a leaky cooler. Last edited by Hansaplast; 29 May 08 at 19:35.

29 May 08, 13:08	#2
Buckie Join Date: Aug 2006	Havnt read it all yet, but................

29 May 08, 13:10	#3
Altarir Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Poland Age: 26	Great one! Still, the 1.8T is a really good engine, if it's still running after something like this PS I do hope it's just some joke: If people become that stupid I'm loosing confidence, that a human being is the most intelligent lifeform on this planet. My dog wouldn't put sand in an engine!

29 May 08, 13:11	#4
redi Superator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: On a thin crust covering a huge ball of hot molten stone whizzing through space Age: 40	I think it's a joke, I cannot imagine someone doing something THAT stupid and the car actually surviving that long. I know Germans make good cars, but this is ridiculous

29 May 08, 13:18	#5
Roger TT/3 Join Date: May 2003 Location: England Age: 54	Class Psy' - pure class........................

29 May 08, 13:21	#6
psyfungi Donated Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: London	Oh, there are some real idiots out there. I think it might be real. Join Date: 1-Nov-2007 Post Date: 1-Nov-2007 # Posts: 3 ... then slinks away in embarassment

29 May 08, 13:30	#7
DucFreak Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lisboa, Portugal www.gtlw.co.uk Age: 37	AHAHAHAH! ...fantastic, this is precious! hihihihi...

29 May 08, 13:39	#8
Zoomie GTLWorkshopper Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Point Cook, Melbourne Age: 29	This is soooo old. lol You want another good laugh, look up Direct Exhaust Injection.

29 May 08, 13:46	#9
subie_rev Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Waterloo, Canada.	Bahahaha

29 May 08, 15:05	#11
subie_rev Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Waterloo, Canada.	Well it could have been some stupid kid who borrowed his moms car and decided to 'mod' it haha. In that case i can easily see it happening

29 May 08, 15:06	#12
gtrNL Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Groningen, the Netherlands Age: 22	That's the funiest thing I've seen this week.

29 May 08, 18:09	#13
Pizzaman Minifreak & Muscleman Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Groningen Centre of the Universe	I must think of something like that for GTL...

29 May 08, 19:18	#15
Viper Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Torhout, Flanders, The Great Kingdom of Belgium Age: 28	Man that was... quite an experience. I've not felt this intelligent since... er.. the last arguement I had with someone... But that's a coincidence. Very fun read up to the point where I was no longer funnyshock (which is a new medical condition from now on) and realised that it was a joke.

29 May 08, 19:24	#17
psyfungi Donated Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: London	Oh dear, sorry folks, I've been taken. (And I normally pride myself on having very good Internet-BS-antenna and constantly directing my friends and parents to snopes.com for sending me BS emails!) Can't find an exact source, but looks like it's been around. Still, it's funny. And there's nothing wrong with laughing at fiction.

29 May 08, 23:26	#20
Topkartracer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ohio Age: 20	The first response is priceless!

30 May 08, 05:07	#22
doo Retired Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampere, Finland Age: 29	Yeah, masking tape, putty paste and a can of spray is also a good way to fix rust holes.